Planning Out For Every Second

You know what, I am going to live. For whatever that is in my body, I am going to live! Today I worked out how many seconds I have left to live.

Formula:

(Average life expectancy 78 – your age) x 31,536,000

Now plan for each one of them!

Diplomacy is too important to be left to the government.

Dear Leader of China,

I have so far tolerated your behaviour in the spirit of international forbearance, but enough is enough.

I am hereby issuing you with an ultimatum. Either you desist from your obnoxious course of action, or I shall be forced to invade. I have the full backing of my country’s government and its armed forces, which are at the ready to give you a drubbing, should you prevaricate on this matter. You have until 11.59pm tonight to respond. Truly, you will rue the day you offended me.

Yours sincerely,

 

Cleone Ye

speaking on behalf of CANADA

Help Our Soldiers Give Iraqi and Afghan Kids a Gift of Literacy

I want to start this because I want to do better. At least on Thursdays. There are 10 more Thursdays left in 2009, I have decided to make them nice. From today on, every Thursday I will do at least one nice thing for someone.

Helping feels good, I think I am going to get hooked.

You know what I did today? Oh I feel so good telling this, or SPREADING this!

I packed a lined spiral notebook, one pen, two pencils, two pencil sharpener, some hair bows, a watercolour paint set, and a fruit roll into one plastic zip-lock bag, as well as a “Thank-you” message to our Canadian and American soldiers.

Then I mailed my package to Iraq:

Meyers, Aaron D.
34th ID, Fires Cell
APO AE 09374

as well as Afghanistan:

Nicholas Jelks
PRT Sharana, 1/2/203 ETT (KK)
APO AE 09311

Our soldiers, Canadian soldiers and American soldiers continue to request school supplies to they can fight illiteracy as well as extremism. Also, these gifts increase bonds of trust between the local people and our soldiers. (Enhancing their safety, too!!)